I expect you will arrive clean and well groomed. Sessions are held by appointment only, and will preferably be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance. The studio is open from 11 am to 9 pm, and I work 7 days a week for your convenience.

The minimum session length is an hour, and extended sessions are encouraged and can be arranged.

You can write me an email or call me at: 612-221-4816. If I don't answer the phone, it means I am in a session, and I will call you back in a reasonable length of time.

All sessions must be confirmed by phone on the day of your scheduled appointment, at least 4 hours in advance.

Your time and my time are both precious, so please cherish your privileges at my dungeon; otherwise, you will lose your session.

Late arrivals will be punished even more severely!

Cancellation: If for any reason you cannot keep your appointment, pick up your phone and cancel as soon as possible. I would much appreciate it as no-shows waste my time; they demonstrate a lack of class and consideration on the part of a bogus client.